Your pet has filed a formal complaint.
Tell us your pet's name and worst injustices: the vacuum, the bath, the closed bathroom door. We write a one of a kind, frame worthy letter of grievance in your pet's voice, on official letterhead with a paw seal and a case number.
What is inside
- A one page letter written just for your pet, not a fill in the blank template
- Official letterhead, paw seal, and case number
- Print ready letter size PDF, emailed within 48 hours
- Dogs, cats, and other pets welcome
- Great for birthdays, adoption anniversaries, and pet lovers who have everything
A look inside



$12
Personalized letter size PDF delivered by email within 48 hours. Two sample letters are included with your order.
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A novelty gift written for fun. Your pet did not actually write it, though they would like a word with you.
Personal use license. Please do not resell or share the files. Instant digital download, nothing ships. If a file is broken or not as described, reply to your receipt and we will fix it or refund you.